Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Rhumor Hazzit Says, "Well Bite Me! Astrology Rocks".

By Jonathan Deans

I always check out my horoscope and was minding my own business yesterday, (as much as your average Gossip Columnist can mind their own business) waiting for my actress friend that I was having lunch with. I was a bit put out when she arrived (5 mins late) and started trying to convince me that Astrology is not scientific and cannot be proven. 'Really Miss know it all' I said, 'Astrology has been around long before science was invented' so here it is, we have an Astrology challenge and I am counting on you to help me here. The bet is on and we want to win!

Astrology deals with the stars, the whole universe in fact and it is not restricted by the human mind for it's creation. Even though the method or how the predictions were made is not understood, whether they turn out to be true or not can be measured and that is just what we are going to do.

I believe in Astrology and I think (with your help) we can prove that it can accurately predict the future. So I'm thinking why waste time. We can set up an internet experiment involving lots of people and we can show my friend the actress/rock chick (now known as Ms. Skeptic) just how wrong she is.

Now it's up to Rhumor's Astrology Challenge to prove it to Ms. Skeptic. So we will set up 2 groups, one group that believe in Astrology, Rhumor's team and the other group that don't believe in Astrology, Ms. Skeptics team. So join in the fun, we can't let people get away with dishing Rhumor can we?

When I looked at my stars yesterday using my Astrology toolbar, it said I was going to meet a handsome Capricorn male and do you know what, I got an invite to watch a fashion shoot this morning and you would never guess who the models are. All I am prepared to say at this time is that they are both Male, extremely gorgeous and very, very famous and one of them, I kid you not, is a Capricorn. Now if that isn't fate I don't know what is. So I used my Astrology tool bar that I downloaded to find out how Libra woman gets on with Capricorn man and (phew) it was hot, hot, hot. So this is the challenge, everyone has to download the same toolbar. I will put it on the site so we all use the same Astrological toolbar so that any differences that may show up can't be blamed on different Astrological methods or systems being used.

Get your Astrological predictions about how you and your partner get on. Whether you are an Astrology believer or a non Astrology believer you can assess whether or not this is accurate. If you think it is then you simply click on the thumbs up and if you do not agree with the evaluation then you click the thumbs down. If it turns out that most predictions are correct (and you have to play fair) then Astrology wins.

Now log in to my website and see how I fair with Mr. Capricorn. He has a bit of a flighty girlfriend but she is fair as she is always getting off with married men and don't forget we are talking Rhumor here friends (Femme Fatale) so I don't foresee any probs!

So you know what you have to do don't you? Thumbs up for yes and thumbs down for no. So go to my website, download the Astrological toolbar and get going.

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